It's Monday, and that means another installment of Not Me! Monday, a brutally honest confession of things that I most definitely did not do over the last week. To find out where Not Me! Monday originated, click on the link above to check out MckMama's blog, a blog I absolutely love.
I am not suffering from insomnia so bad that it makes me smile when Aleck wakes up at 2:00 a.m. and says, "wock" (translation: rock) and we spend the next 10 minutes in the rocking chair before I kiss him on his precious head and put him back to bed. I did not wake up at 1:00 a.m. and stay awake until 4:00 a.m. more than once last week.
I did not almost wet my pants laughing when I checked on Aleck during naptime and he had crawled into the baby swing that he has long ago outgrown and was proceeding to fall asleep. I have no idea how he got in the swing because he couldn't get the tray up so his bottom was sunk down in the seat and his legs were draped over the tray. Absolutely priceless!
Aleck did not walk up to me this week and use my shirt as a tissue to blow a huge booger. Gross! I have no idea where he learned such behavior.
What crazy things did you not do last week?