Conversation while getting dressed for a soccer game.
Tom: “Are you sure these are AJ’s soccer shorts? They look like pajamas.”
Me: “Yes. I didn’t buy black pajama bottoms. They do seem a little thin, though, don’t they?”
Tom: “They look like pajamas.”
Me: “I can’t find any other black shorts, and I didn’t buy those black shorts, so they must be his soccer shorts that came with his uniform .”
Conversation a few days later.
Me: “When I was folding laundry today, I found Aleck’s soccer shorts.”
Tom: “So, he wore his pajama bottoms to his soccer game on Saturday?”
Me: “Yup. I forgot black shorts came with his Cars pajamas.”
Tom: “What happened to, “I didn’t buy black pajama bottoms”?
Me: “Make sure you write it down that I was wrong, cause it doesn’t happen very often.”