I did not bake my husband a birthday cake and then eat the entire thing almost single-handedly because he went out of town for 4 days.
Even though I was under the weather yesterday, I did not sleep until 10:00 a.m., go back to bed again from 11:00 a.m. until 1:30 p.m., and then take an afternoon nap from 4:30 p.m. until 6:00 p.m., and then go back to bed at 10:00 p.m.
I did not sleep through breakfast and lunch, and have a large chocolate McDonald's milkshake for supper. Since I am fanatical about feeding AJ healthy food, I did not let Eryn give him McDonald's french fries and chocolate shake, which, by the way, AJ did not absolutely love.
I did not multitask by folding laundry while sitting indian style on the floor to allow AJ to nurse.
I did not talk about MckMama's blog so much last week that my husband did not ask, "How's Big Mac's finger doing? Did he have to have stitches?"
I did not give AJ sour milk and not realize it until I used the milk in his sippy cup that he did not drink for cream in my coffee.
I did not let AJ nurse while I was going potty just to keep him from rummaging through all the bathroom drawers.
I did not tear up when AJ opened the bathroom drawer looking for Eryn's toothbrush, only to realize that the drawer was empty because she moved out this weekend to live with a college roommate.
Nope, I definitely did not do any of these things last week.